Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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