she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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