I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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