A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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