Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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