if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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