Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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