I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize