Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
