He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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