Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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