Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Randomize
