did you get engaged???
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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