why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize