It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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