My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Randomize
