fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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