new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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