i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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