too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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