Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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