i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She even gives head with a lisp.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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