I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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