no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
