i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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