did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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