Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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