Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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