How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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