the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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