it was like his penis was on wheels.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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