Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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