If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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