Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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