I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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