Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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