you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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