Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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