I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Jerry, you need to find god
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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