i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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