I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
