I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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