Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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