how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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