I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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