She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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