so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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