idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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