Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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