I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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