Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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