Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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