I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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