What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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